Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

prunella jones

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, prunella has published 11 works. Memories remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa jones led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Revolutionary.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Memories

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:40

She

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:34

I Wanna Be a Cougar When I Grow Up

Submitted Jun 24th 2008, 21:35

Revolutionary

Submitted May 14th 2008, 20:56

Limburger

Submitted May 14th 2008, 20:47

Screw you, Oprah!

Submitted May 14th 2008, 20:45

Polygamy Wife: A Poem From Wife Number 4 to Wife Number 11

Submitted May 3rd 2008, 12:07

A Wookie Yearns

Submitted Mar 27th 2008, 07:15

I Wish I Had a Horchata Dispenser

Submitted Mar 27th 2008, 07:14

Careful Where You Step

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 09:17

Splat

Submitted Feb 7th 2008, 20:05