Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Tyner Academy

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Tyner has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Tyner's entry named My Only Turd, but we straightened up when Tyner delivered a new low in poetry with Ode to a Cheeto, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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My Only Turd

Submitted Mar 23rd 2009, 10:11

Ode to a Cheeto

Submitted Mar 23rd 2009, 10:05