Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




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Poet Anthology

Good Poet

A Short History

Since joining on 16/10/09, Good has published 28 works. Psychological Aspect remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Poet led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Inhale Minds.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Psychological Aspect

Submitted Jun 4th 2011, 13:55

Coins jammed up my helmet,

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 15:47

Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:25

Inhale Minds

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:25

Shoreham

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:24

Blub Blub!

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:22

Big Sexy

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:22

Juan Ate Tea

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:20

Oxygen Thievez

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:19

Big Cock Tezza

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:18

Chlorine in the Jean Pule

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:17

I don't mean to offend

Submitted Oct 29th 2010, 15:58

Boyzone

Submitted Oct 29th 2010, 15:51

This Is Just Too Gay

Submitted Oct 11th 2010, 12:12

Plums

Submitted Oct 11th 2010, 11:52

Pigeonn

Submitted Nov 15th 2009, 06:02

Pringle Tit

Submitted Nov 1st 2009, 10:58

The War Against Us

Submitted Oct 30th 2009, 10:24

Saucy Story

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 15:41

Limerick #5

Submitted Oct 25th 2009, 13:07

Limerick #4

Submitted Oct 25th 2009, 12:59

Lady Gaga

Submitted Oct 25th 2009, 12:40

Limerick #3

Submitted Oct 25th 2009, 12:36

Limerick #1

Submitted Oct 25th 2009, 12:23

An Oxymoron

Submitted Oct 16th 2009, 13:53

A dead man's final wish, then he ain't dead

Submitted Oct 16th 2009, 13:51

BJ

Submitted Oct 16th 2009, 13:49

Home-made mayonnaise

Submitted Oct 16th 2009, 13:46