Very Bad Poetry

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Pattra Burnetto Monroe

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Pattra has published 6 works. Country Western Haiku # 32 remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Burnetto Monroe led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Country Western Haiku 101.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Country Western Haiku # 32

Submitted Jan 2nd 2011, 14:06

Country Western Haiku 134

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 07:27

Country Western Haiku 134

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 07:25

Country Western Haiku 101

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 12:56

Blowing Smoke

Submitted Nov 25th 2008, 20:44

Company in Modern Times

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 09:34