Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

OLuvs Adderrall

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, OLuvs has published 7 works. Being Fat Sucks remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Adderrall led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Cubicle ... in Iambic Pentameter.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Being Fat Sucks

Submitted Apr 2nd 2011, 06:39

Pork Eats Grass

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:59

Vintage Crap

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:41

Cubicle ... in Iambic Pentameter

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:10

You GO Girl

Submitted Nov 25th 2008, 21:38

You Suck

Submitted Nov 25th 2008, 21:19

Crispy hair, greasy heart. A Haiku

Submitted Nov 25th 2008, 13:09