Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Mister Underhill

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Mister has published 13 works. Buy Cialis online now remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Underhill led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading I die in your arms.

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Submitted Jun 28th, 03:30

Ode to a Cougar

Submitted Jun 26th, 16:07

Nurseryrhyme

Submitted Jun 24th, 10:25

I die in your arms

Submitted Mar 25th, 17:14

Against the Ghibbolines

Submitted Mar 13th, 18:58

George Walker Bush, a haiku

Submitted Mar 5th, 15:50

Yesterday, I went to the mall

Submitted Feb 29th, 12:06

That chick to my left is hot

Submitted Feb 28th, 21:28

Rhubarb

Submitted Feb 25th, 14:55

W

Submitted Feb 21st, 11:04

Something's rotten in Denmark.

Submitted Feb 21st, 11:02

I'm glad you didn't go play on a freeway

Submitted Feb 14th, 15:53

Where are you going so fast in that piece of shit car?

Submitted Feb 14th, 14:29