Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Mister Clean

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Mister has published 6 works. The Serendipity Prayer remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Clean led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Ten Minutes.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

The Serendipity Prayer

Submitted Dec 28th 2009, 20:43

Beatdown Hike

Submitted Sep 16th 2009, 16:40

My Monday Haikus

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:05

Ten Minutes

Submitted Dec 30th 2008, 09:16

Desert Event

Submitted Dec 29th 2008, 21:39

the piano

Submitted Dec 12th 2008, 13:33