Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Miss. B .

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Miss. B has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Miss. B's entry named Quick Fix, but we straightened up when Miss. B delivered a new low in poetry with Ode To My Hands, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Quick Fix

Submitted Dec 2nd 2008, 14:03

Ode To My Hands

Submitted Dec 2nd 2008, 14:01

Fingertips

Submitted Nov 28th 2008, 10:07