Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Pena Michael

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Pena has published 18 works. Outlook remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Michael led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Bad Karma.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Outlook

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 14:32

Sense/nonsense

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:22

Sound Advice.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:20

Bad Karma

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:18

I have to pee at night a lot.

Submitted Feb 26th 2010, 21:51

The heart beats

Submitted Feb 26th 2010, 21:45

A case for madness

Submitted Oct 24th 2009, 14:42

Robot Lords

Submitted Oct 10th 2009, 10:50

Democrapy

Submitted Oct 10th 2009, 10:31

Cat Bath

Submitted Sep 20th 2009, 20:08

My Marble Mirror

Submitted Jun 4th 2009, 21:43

I am the Rooster

Submitted Mar 12th 2009, 18:19

It hurts

Submitted Feb 10th 2009, 20:26

The Body rejected

Submitted Feb 7th 2009, 00:11

Don't waste your brain

Submitted Feb 4th 2009, 15:30

Dull-Head

Submitted Feb 3rd 2009, 22:32

The important thing is to get an alibi

Submitted Feb 3rd 2009, 22:15

My cat's litter box

Submitted Feb 1st 2009, 15:43