Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Max Lynd

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Max has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Max's entry named Chapstick, but we straightened up when Max delivered a new low in poetry with Chapstick, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

The Urge to Pee

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:38