Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

matthew arens

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, matthew has published 13 works. sense there is not remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa arens led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading an old man in a banana hat.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38

an old man in a banana hat

Submitted Sep 4th 2009, 14:13

jailbait pie

Submitted Sep 4th 2009, 14:02

CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted Aug 26th 2009, 14:57

contempulatation

Submitted Aug 26th 2009, 14:43

Daddy dont accept me

Submitted Aug 22nd 2009, 13:14

I am but im not

Submitted Aug 19th 2009, 14:32

fine...so fine

Submitted Aug 19th 2009, 14:27

woe is me

Submitted Aug 19th 2009, 14:21

Just GO!!!

Submitted Aug 19th 2009, 14:19

what daddy did to me

Submitted Aug 19th 2009, 14:16