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Mark Walker

A Short History

Since joining on 29/1/11, Mark has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Mark's entry named Green Phlegm, but we straightened up when Mark delivered a new low in poetry with Green Phlegm, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Green Phlegm

Submitted Jan 29th 2011, 10:35

Green Phlegm

Submitted Jan 29th 2011, 10:30