Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Mad Cat Lady

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Mad Cat has published 8 works. Office Daze 2 remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Lady led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Pirate Temp.

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Office Daze 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:02

It sat solitary

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01

Office Daze

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01

Pirate Temp

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:00

Life and Times of a Jar of Peanut Butter

Submitted Dec 8th 2009, 17:46

The Beach

Submitted Dec 8th 2009, 17:45

I should get up

Submitted Dec 8th 2009, 17:44

i wantz it

Submitted Dec 8th 2009, 17:43