Very Bad Poetry

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Lucy Limbo

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Lucy has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Lucy's entry named the boat and the goat, but we straightened up when Lucy delivered a new low in poetry with Creepy Person, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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the boat and the goat

Submitted Mar 31st 2010, 17:51

Creepy Person

Submitted Mar 31st 2010, 14:54