Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Leonard Diaria

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Leonard has published 7 works. Boner remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Diaria led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Vote For Obama.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Boner

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 11:21

Dan Badger

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 07:46

Republican Blues

Submitted Jul 10th 2008, 03:29

Vote For Obama

Submitted Jun 5th 2008, 10:11

I Gotta

Submitted Jun 2nd 2008, 04:23

Marlene My Queen

Submitted May 27th 2008, 09:37

Bush Boogers

Submitted May 12th 2008, 07:02