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Kelly Wachsmuth

A Short History

Since joining on 16/12/08, Kelly has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Kelly's entry named Clerihew, but we straightened up when Kelly delivered a new low in poetry with Clerihew, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Clerihew

Submitted Dec 16th 2008, 07:09

Clerihew

Submitted Dec 16th 2008, 07:07