Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Dirk Buttley

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Dirk has published 4 works. Carbonate My Head remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Buttley led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Huh?.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Carbonate My Head

Submitted Jun 14th 2010, 17:12

Get off my leg.

Submitted May 1st 2010, 16:48

Really? No. Really!

Submitted Jan 11th 2010, 17:06

Huh?

Submitted Nov 17th 2009, 17:43