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Riley Simpson

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Riley has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Riley's entry named Ithsmus, but we straightened up when Riley delivered a new low in poetry with Isthmus, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Ithsmus

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:54

Isthmus

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:53