Very Bad Poetry

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Natalie Sparkman

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Natalie has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Natalie's entry named THE UNGOOFY GOOBER, but we straightened up when Natalie delivered a new low in poetry with THE UNGOOFY GOOBER, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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THE UNGOOFY GOOBER

Submitted Nov 23rd 2009, 09:48

THE UNGOOFY GOOBER

Submitted Nov 23rd 2009, 09:48