Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




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Poet Anthology

Jamie Scott

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jamie has published 17 works. Angst! remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Scott led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Happy Birthday Sophie.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Angst!

Submitted Jun 4th 2009, 03:38

HOW TO BEWILDER A BUILDER

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:43

The Suekeeper

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:01

Happy Birthday Sophie

Submitted Mar 24th 2009, 14:37

A message from Jamie Scott to Jamie Kozak

Submitted Mar 24th 2009, 14:32

Valentine

Submitted Mar 24th 2009, 13:48

Boner Back

Submitted Mar 24th 2009, 13:47

Dancing Sonnet

Submitted Dec 4th 2008, 13:43

Sophie Warren

Submitted Nov 11th 2008, 09:01

Jamie Kozak

Submitted Nov 11th 2008, 08:55

Divine Ruler

Submitted Oct 27th 2008, 13:03

Paste

Submitted Feb 17th 2008, 13:28

TEETH

Submitted Feb 15th 2008, 03:34

TEETH

Submitted Feb 15th 2008, 03:17

Oh GOD!

Submitted Nov 15th 2007, 13:26

Bones

Submitted Nov 14th 2007, 13:18

Bones

Submitted Nov 14th 2007, 13:15