Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Painful Desires

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Painful has published 17 works. p33n remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Desires led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Pops of Blowing.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49

The Pops of Blowing

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:48

The Girl of Reaking

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 10:01

My name Wasn't Mary

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:57

My Name Wasn't Mary.

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:55

The Flip Side

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:54

Evil Club

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:53

Evil Club

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:52

AYDEZ

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:51

STDEEDS

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:47

Fake Ocular Devices

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:45

Illegal Relations

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:40

Nostalgic Brothel Woman with foul Disposition

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 10:18

The Lost Egyptian

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 10:12

Purell on a Desk

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 10:07