Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Teen Queen

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Teen has published 25 works. I Love Bad Poetry remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Queen led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Pink Nail Polish.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12

Pink Nail Polish

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 05:59

Chris

Submitted May 21st 2010, 11:47

He Hates His Gay Son

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:45

Say You'll Dial Me

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:42

I Want To Die

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:41

God Understands

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:40

Feed Me Death 2

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:40

Feed Me Death

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:38

Sounds Bad

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:37

I Feel Bad

Submitted May 20th 2010, 11:37

Very Bad Poetry

Submitted May 1st 2010, 03:04

The Music Industry

Submitted May 1st 2010, 02:58

Blind

Submitted May 1st 2010, 02:54

This Guy I Liked

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 12:24

Conan

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 12:17

Ugly

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 12:08

Crown

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 12:04

So What

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 11:59

My Other Side

Submitted Feb 15th 2010, 09:55

My Breast

Submitted Feb 15th 2010, 09:47

His Penis

Submitted Feb 15th 2010, 09:41

Please Suck It

Submitted Feb 15th 2010, 09:36