Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Jerry Charles

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jerry has published 8 works. Lester Mouse remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Charles led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Man Named Newt.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Lester Mouse

Submitted Oct 10th 2008, 06:13

Repuderast Campaign

Submitted Oct 7th 2008, 10:05

Amphetamine Crabs

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 06:07

Man Named Newt

Submitted Aug 27th 2008, 10:48

The Fire Hydrant

Submitted Aug 14th 2008, 10:47

Moonpie

Submitted Aug 14th 2008, 09:33

Hey Mel

Submitted Aug 14th 2008, 07:13

The Rag

Submitted Aug 14th 2008, 04:00