Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Jason Henninger

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jason has published 7 works. I Want remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Henninger led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading My Panda.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

I Want

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:17

Y'all Arose, Soft Taxes

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:16

Gerald

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:12

My Panda

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:11

Limp Basquiat

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 13:38

Spiducks

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 13:37

Nosebleed Haiku

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 13:36