Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Jake Jabbles

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jake has published 4 works. John Lennon remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Jabbles led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading I Hold Out Hope.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

John Lennon

Submitted Jun 10th 2010, 21:50

Love is like a rock

Submitted May 31st 2010, 15:12

A Football Playing King in Space

Submitted May 31st 2010, 15:10

I Hold Out Hope

Submitted May 31st 2010, 11:00