Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Granger Dupont

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Granger has published 24 works. Know this Now remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Dupont led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading kolpett.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Know this Now

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:46

Eggle Fuck

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:31

W,T,F,

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 08:02

kolpett

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 09:55

My evil twin

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 09:53

Kitchen of dreams

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 10:03

Pink lipper

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:47

At home

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:37

Fou Man

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:36

Dibble dote

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:34

One day as the Bridge

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:33

Read this Poem and You Will Die

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 08:59

Essay tommorrow

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 11:38

Umm..

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 11:36

Bald

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 11:35

In it

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 11:33

The basketball with teeth

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:48

Connect 3

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:25

Sacks of doom

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:24

Like, the sixth poem

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:20

Berries and fishbait

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:19

Yueh

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:14

ZOMG

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:10

Badass

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 09:05