Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Jackson Jackson

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jackson has published 40 works. Bring It remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Jackson led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Freedom is.....

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Bring It

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 01:01

Try to Eat Something

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:59

Very Fast

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:58

Freedom is....

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:57

Frog

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:56

nigreo

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:55

websites

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:54

facebook

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:36

shit farts

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:35

operating systems

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:34

vido games a haiku

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:33

i was just notified

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:31

dicks

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:29

window washer

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:27

at the movies

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:26

one nation under god

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:26

good poetry

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:25

snooze alarm

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:24

chain mail experience

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:24

party time

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:22

look at my

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:22

Crows

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:18

I am dead

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:18

powerful

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:17

time and the universe

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:16

the essence of poems

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:15

a major crisis

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:14

the policy of words

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:13

I Need to Read a Book

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:11

God

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:10

Poor People

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:09

flag man

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:09

newspaper

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:03

black people

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:01

Jesus Is My God

Submitted Dec 28th 2010, 00:01

ice cream rape

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 23:59

the way french people dress

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 23:58

gold diggers

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 23:58

mustard gas

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 23:56

clam down

Submitted Dec 27th 2010, 23:51