Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poet Anthology

Isaac Berger

A Short History

Since joining on 12/10/09, Isaac has published 15 works. Thunderthighs may be a disease remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Berger led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading City Council Meeting.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Thunderthighs may be a disease

Submitted Mar 29th, 13:46

2010 is crap, jews are better

Submitted Jan 4th, 10:21

Fire drill

Submitted Dec 18th 2009, 10:57

City Council Meeting

Submitted Nov 18th 2009, 10:38

rabbi!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:52

oink.stud

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:49

Chad Filler

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:21

ode to a pigeon

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:08

helloween

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:09

initiation

Submitted Oct 28th 2009, 10:18

the river was cold and womanly part 3this should be the last one

Submitted Oct 28th 2009, 10:12

the river was cold and womanly part 2

Submitted Oct 28th 2009, 10:07

the river was cold and womanly

Submitted Oct 26th 2009, 10:36

wangster gangsta jew

Submitted Oct 12th 2009, 10:54

Tasty

Submitted Oct 12th 2009, 10:51