Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Jack Lurhstaap

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Jack has published 4 works. Serial Killer Haiku remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Lurhstaap led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Bitter.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Serial Killer Haiku

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 10:01

Spin Cycle

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 09:45

Ugly

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 09:37

Bitter

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 09:34