Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




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Poet Anthology

Ms. Gray

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ms. has published 5 works. Missing Buttons remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Gray led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Bad day.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Missing Buttons

Submitted Apr 24th 2011, 22:51

Morning's Mystery

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:09

Ode to banged up toe

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:01

Bad day

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 22:21

Icky Chick

Submitted Feb 28th 2010, 02:00