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A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, headless has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at headless's entry named smack! - a percussion poem, but we straightened up when headless delivered a new low in poetry with Lame brain, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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smack! - a percussion poem

Submitted May 30th 2011, 14:17

Lame brain

Submitted Nov 27th 2010, 12:59