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reckless pleasuremonger

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, reckless has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at reckless's entry named Saturday Night, but we straightened up when reckless delivered a new low in poetry with Hey Johnny Depp, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Saturday Night

Submitted Nov 7th 2009, 17:46

Hey Johnny Depp

Submitted Nov 28th 2008, 19:49