Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Graph Desino

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Graph has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Graph's entry named You Can't Be Sad When You Have Macaroons, but we straightened up when Graph delivered a new low in poetry with Ode to My Tuxedo Cat, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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You Can't Be Sad When You Have Macaroons

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:50

Ode to My Tuxedo Cat

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:48

How Could You?

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 15:47