Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Cole Malone

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Cole has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Cole's entry named Mr. Mouse, but we straightened up when Cole delivered a new low in poetry with A Man with a Plan, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Mr. Mouse

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:14

A Man with a Plan

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:08

I am sky.

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:05