Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Fogan Krump

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Fogan has published 22 works. My Friend Aidan remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Krump led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Skidders.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

My Friend Aidan

Submitted Apr 10th 2008, 05:03

George The Moron

Submitted Apr 4th 2008, 05:20

Green Flannel Beans

Submitted Apr 2nd 2008, 07:56

Skidders

Submitted Apr 1st 2008, 06:23

Fat Ray

Submitted Apr 1st 2008, 05:54

More Bosco, Mom

Submitted Mar 31st 2008, 03:36

Chipper's Nightmare

Submitted Mar 26th 2008, 04:46

Ed's Romance

Submitted Mar 18th 2008, 05:53

Fourth Avenue Revisited

Submitted Mar 6th 2008, 06:10

Smackfreaks in the bathroom

Submitted Mar 6th 2008, 05:38

Princess Jumbo

Submitted Mar 5th 2008, 03:53

Submitted Mar 5th 2008, 03:53

Logus Goes to San Jose

Submitted Mar 4th 2008, 04:00

DSD and the Magic Suit

Submitted Feb 26th 2008, 10:23

A Pirate's Lament

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 09:13

He Loved Her

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 06:46

The Rambler

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 05:43

Musacatel

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 04:59

Mexican Vacation

Submitted Feb 13th 2008, 03:48

Fish

Submitted Feb 5th 2008, 09:40

Albatross Shuffle

Submitted Feb 5th 2008, 08:04

Utility Room Floor Drain

Submitted Feb 5th 2008, 06:15