Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Chris Dunn

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Chris has published 10 works. Lost remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Dunn led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Concert.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Lost

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:54

Brion Leir

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:51

He is of Twenty and Three

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:46

The Concert

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:40

I Love a Hooker

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:37

Oh, Please

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:35

White People Are Blacker Than You Are

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:33

My Favorite Rock of 30

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 07:30

Clarity, Clear and Simple

Submitted Sep 24th 2008, 09:32

Black Kat

Submitted Sep 24th 2008, 09:28