Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Noah Wez

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Noah has published 8 works. Wearing a Hat remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Wez led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Friction.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Wearing a Hat

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:46

Playing Guitar

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:44

A Lamp-post

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:42

Friction

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:40

Highfalutin

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:38

The Pope

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:37

Under Bushes

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 14:35

Bristol

Submitted Dec 29th 2008, 20:25