Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Yonnath Nach

A Short History

Since joining on 5/1/09, Yonnath has published 5 works. Dan Brown's Mission on the Cubit-Length Query remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Nach led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Ye Query of Mine Fury Cubit-length.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Dan Brown's Mission on the Cubit-Length Query

Submitted Apr 30th 2009, 02:59

Sushi-X's Foot-length Answer

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 09:02

I WANT KNOW WHAT IS FOOT-LONG QUESTION AND WHY IS ILLEGAL!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 00:56

Ye Query of Mine Fury Cubit-length

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 00:42

The Foot-long Question

Submitted Jan 5th 2009, 01:11