Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Emmis Ackbar

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Emmis has published 7 works. Strip Tease remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Ackbar led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Hyena's Song.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38

Hyena's Song

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 14:02

Some People Are Gay

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 14:01

The Lion and the Doppler

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 13:59

Ode to My Dead Hamster

Submitted Feb 19th 2009, 14:54