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Poet Anthology

Ellie whitaker

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ellie has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Ellie's entry named You People are Fun!, but we straightened up when Ellie delivered a new low in poetry with What?, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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You People are Fun!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 13:40

What?

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 14:12

January Blues

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 13:32