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Egbert Newhouser

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Egbert has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Egbert's entry named Republican Love Sonnet, but we straightened up when Egbert delivered a new low in poetry with Newt Sucks Shit in the Moonlight, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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