Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Poet Anthology

Edward Krayva

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Edward has published 22 works. Pudd remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Krayva led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Joyce, My Darling.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Pudd

Submitted Aug 19th, 05:51

Slim Finger Cornpone

Submitted Aug 19th, 03:35

Ed 1--Helen 0

Submitted Aug 7th, 05:56

Joyce, My Darling

Submitted Aug 5th, 03:30

Cleveland Reemers

Submitted Jul 25th, 03:48

Bathtub Crank

Submitted Jul 24th, 09:51

Ballad of Donnie and Jumbo

Submitted Jul 18th, 09:52

Big Bang Crayon

Submitted Jul 9th, 09:39

My Friend Harold

Submitted Jun 27th, 04:22

The stove

Submitted Jun 13th, 09:17

Rudolph Mess

Submitted Jun 2nd, 09:21

Krayva Krav

Submitted Jun 2nd, 05:23

Little Brown Varsity

Submitted May 29th, 04:07

The Woods

Submitted May 27th, 09:42

A Boy's Life

Submitted May 20th, 10:13

Sister Helen vs. Badger

Submitted May 20th, 09:41

Tales from the Shed

Submitted May 20th, 07:35

Eternal Bliss

Submitted May 20th, 04:15

Dennis the Fart Boy

Submitted May 20th, 04:11

Te Littlest Zeb

Submitted May 12th, 08:05

The Voices

Submitted May 12th, 03:41

Rum Cake

Submitted May 8th, 11:44