Very Bad Poetry

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Ebony Benson

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ebony has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Ebony's entry named A Virulent Headache, but we straightened up when Ebony delivered a new low in poetry with Waiting, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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A Virulent Headache

Submitted Feb 5th 2009, 18:42

Waiting

Submitted Jan 30th 2009, 09:58