Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Emily Reeve

A Short History

Since joining on 9/6/07, Emily has published 40 works. Dirty Dream remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Reeve led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading the one where Emily goes slightly mental.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22

down on my luck

Submitted Apr 2nd 2009, 18:55

the one where Emily goes slightly mental

Submitted Dec 9th 2008, 19:15

Twin Peaks

Submitted Oct 7th 2008, 00:59

nature calling

Submitted Sep 30th 2008, 22:25

My state is bigger than your state

Submitted Aug 25th 2008, 20:42

Not a racist

Submitted Aug 15th 2008, 09:11

the feed

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 10:31

gettin' the willies

Submitted Jul 21st 2008, 01:12

I'm here.

Submitted Jul 21st 2008, 00:59

Your MySpace profile tells me nothing

Submitted Jun 5th 2008, 00:13

a smack upside the head

Submitted Apr 21st 2008, 18:35

My creepy letter to Ten

Submitted Mar 24th 2008, 18:02

Emily 2.0

Submitted Dec 4th 2007, 22:36

expectations

Submitted Dec 4th 2007, 22:13

violation

Submitted Nov 28th 2007, 22:07

more haikus

Submitted Nov 9th 2007, 22:25

not lost enough

Submitted Oct 5th 2007, 15:40

Reminder

Submitted Sep 20th 2007, 19:13

what I get, what he gets

Submitted Sep 20th 2007, 19:07

it was me

Submitted Sep 18th 2007, 20:59

Bo

Submitted Sep 8th 2007, 14:54

Nothing can go right

Submitted Aug 16th 2007, 16:54

to Peter

Submitted Aug 16th 2007, 16:07

everything with you is so dramatic

Submitted Aug 8th 2007, 16:34

femme not-so-fatale

Submitted Jul 28th 2007, 14:09

No couch or: My only shortcoming

Submitted Jul 27th 2007, 14:17

musing

Submitted Jul 18th 2007, 18:23

new jeans

Submitted Jun 30th 2007, 15:40

very nearly almost

Submitted Jun 23rd 2007, 19:07

it's most probably true

Submitted Jun 16th 2007, 14:57

salad

Submitted Jun 16th 2007, 14:46

On Public Displays of Admiration

Submitted Jun 15th 2007, 17:53

four haikus

Submitted Jun 15th 2007, 13:30

sleep is my motivation

Submitted Jun 14th 2007, 12:00

on my way out

Submitted Jun 9th 2007, 18:54

on dating a mormon

Submitted Jun 9th 2007, 17:35

librarianism

Submitted Jun 9th 2007, 12:55

My first poem

Submitted Jun 9th 2007, 12:44