Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Andrew Yeaton

A Short History

Since joining on 24/11/06, Andrew has published 14 works. Make The Circle Smaller Cream remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Yeaton led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Ode to Interrobang.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Make The Circle Smaller Cream

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 21:55

The Lewinsky

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 19:51

Coke to Caffeine

Submitted Jun 17th 2007, 16:38

Ode to Interrobang

Submitted May 21st 2007, 23:46

Revenue Indused Admission of a Middle-Aged Fairy-Teller

Submitted Mar 20th 2007, 07:57

Please in the Middle Lease

Submitted Feb 6th 2007, 21:27

Sleepy Head

Submitted Dec 24th 2006, 19:24

Late for Christmas Parties

Submitted Dec 24th 2006, 07:36

Up on a Wheel Well

Submitted Dec 23rd 2006, 12:13

When a Home Is Not Your Own

Submitted Dec 10th 2006, 23:04

Daddy Comes Home Today

Submitted Dec 2nd 2006, 14:58

Heil for a While

Submitted Nov 26th 2006, 15:33

Some Go Out

Submitted Nov 26th 2006, 15:25

Perplexing Truths of Fowl, Vixens and Pen

Submitted Nov 25th 2006, 20:45