Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

dov Spinks

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, dov has published 4 works. Clean Up After You Leave, Please remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Spinks led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Elastic Love.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Clean Up After You Leave, Please

Submitted Jun 23rd 2009, 02:57

Set Phasers to STUN

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:28

Homonculus!

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:24

Elastic Love

Submitted Nov 11th 2008, 10:02