Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Dombhading .

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Dombhading has published 20 works. Wheezy Burger Stool remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa . led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Sphincterific Goo!.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06

Sphincterific Goo!

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:05

Hit-and-Miss Medley

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:04

Balloon Helium

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:03

Order Blattaria

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:02

Cardboard Prototype

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:01

Laundry Man

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:01

Cheese Factory

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:58

Neighboring

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:56

Random Selection

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:55

Danica Grapes

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:53

Cans

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:53

Baby Evo

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:52

Drunken Mister

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:51

For a New You

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:50

Hatred in My Eyes

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:49

Biscuits are Cookies Too

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:48

Friendliest Friend

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 07:47