Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Dolores Azul

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Dolores has published 8 works. The DMV remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Azul led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Bowling for Jesus.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

The DMV

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:08

Ode To My Metal Table

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:08

The Story Of A Green M&M Juxtaposed With The Blue-Greenness Of Dill Weed

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:07

Bowling for Jesus

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:06

Metal Table

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:05

Good Signal

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:03

Newly Living

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:03

So I sit

Submitted Apr 8th 2008, 13:02