Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

gooz bood

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, gooz has published 4 works. Have Sex! remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa bood led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Ballad O Sarah.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Have Sex!

Submitted Jan 24th 2009, 13:51

Does a heart make a sound?

Submitted Apr 23rd 2008, 01:24

Take Me

Submitted Apr 12th 2008, 10:06

Ballad O Sarah

Submitted Apr 11th 2008, 02:32