Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Poet Anthology

DeVrie Heeves

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, DeVrie has published 10 works. Venereal Breakfast Food remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Heeves led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Vote.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th, 07:23

The Vote

Submitted May 7th, 09:51

Ode to a Load

Submitted May 7th, 09:32

Nehru Warts Phosphate

Submitted Apr 25th, 10:41

TV Magic Fender Washers

Submitted Apr 15th, 11:02

Elephant Shit

Submitted Apr 10th, 05:44

The Ball

Submitted Apr 9th, 11:44

Logus K. Drypes

Submitted Apr 9th, 09:13